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What We Can Offer You

A sampling of the things we have to offer - if the theme has anything to do with pirate/mermaid/nautical and you can dream it up, we will do everything we can to help you achieve it!

Pirates

We have a fantastic crew of fantasy pirates sure to entertain your masses! Our scallywags will make all your guests want to be scurvy dogs!

Mermaid

One of the newest additions to our fantasy roster is a mermaid who can do both land and water events! Everyone is sure to love her and she makes quite a *splash*!

Props & Decorations

Barrels and treasure chests and cannons, oh my! From the accessories we wear with our gear to historical show and tell items, we have a wide range of props and decorations we can bring to your event.

Photo Ops

Whether you like nice, normal group photos or crazy, silly ones we've got you covered! We also have a piratical backdrop and props to set the scene that make very arrrsome photos!

Sword Fights & Skits

If you just want to sit back and watch some entertainment instead of being surrounded by it, we offer skits and swordfighting for your viewing pleasures!

Games & Shanties

From pirate games like 'gater wrestlin' and other piratical goodies to randomly breaking out in song, we can entertain groups of any size and age!

Licensed Ordained Minister

An Ordained Minister, Licensed in the State of Ohio, to perform weddings, vow renewals and other ceremonial services with a pirate/mermaid/nautical theme.

Event-Specific Entertainment

Everything we do is catered to your needs, wrapped up in piratical goodness! Contact us to see what we can do for you. Custom packages can be created if a standard package doesn't fit your needs.

Some Past Events

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Our Services

We offer a range of standard packages or you can contact us for creating a custom package suitable to your budget and entertainment needs.

Parties

Parties for young and old, tailored to you - not just birthdays! Different package offerings with plenty of piratical goodness for any budget! Custom packages also available.

Community Events

Community events vary in price, some of them are even free! Contact us for your next pirate/mermaid/nautical event and see how we can help you. Experienced in entertaining crowds of any size.

Fundraisers

If you want entertainers at your next fundraising event to get more people interested in attending (and donating), who better to do it than pirates? If they don't donate, we'll plunder their pockets for you! (Kidding, of course).

Charity Events

Charity events are always done free of charge as we have such big hearts! Contact us to see how we can help you raise money for your next charity event.

School or Corporate Events

Show-and-tell, Pirate History, Talk Like A Pirate Day themed events, corporate parties, we've done them all! See how we can help bring some piratical fun and entertainment to your next school or corporate event.

Advertising

We are available for advertising your business! Also, being in promo videos/photos for events that we will be a part of - this would be part of the event contract but is another way to bring more visitors to your event.

Pirate-Themed Weddings

Cap'n Blade is an Ordained Minister and Licensed in the State of Ohio to perform weddings, vow renewals and other ceremonial services. Contact us for pricing packages ranging from $100-$300.

Almost anything else you can think of!

We want to help you however we can, contact us to see what we can do for your next event!

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We want to help you have the best event possible!


Our Crew

Hover over a crew member's photo to learn a quick snippet about each of us and how to connect with us
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Ahoy there!

The Cap'n of our fine crew of scallywags. The best point of contact for hiring our crew for your event.

Cap'n Blade
The Crew's Cap'n
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G'day

The Crew's Quartermaster - Pirate, Mermaid...she does it all! Backup to the Cap'n for scheduling events.

Trinity
Quartermaster
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Y'arr

First Mate to the Cap'n, keeps the crew in line or sends 'em walkin' the plank!

Hatteras Jack
First Mate
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Ahoy Maties

Native American pirate and our ship's Doc - we'd all succumb to scurvy without her!

Violet
The Ship's Doc
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Ahoy there!

Helps with PR, often mistaken for that other pirate from the movies...

Edge
Sailmaster
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G'day

Inventories props and often found using his "ship to shore" device

Topside Rick
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Y'arr

Elusive and rarely seen, but his talent for custom-made clothing is displayed on many of the crew.

Calico
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Ahoy Maties

The ship's cook, not sure what he's been feeding us...

Ziggy
Cook
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Ahoy there!

Big guy with the big guns!

Fathom
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G'day

Received his name when he nearly died from a brutal slash to the chest, scars still visible

Razorchest Ramsey
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Y'arr

Took a nasty round of fire to the gut, he won't show you the scars though!

Gutshot Grimm
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Ahoy Maties

Always in the crow's nest (for the bird's eye view)...

Tweety
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Ahoy there!

Previously the ship's Bosun, currently weathering the storms at sea

Barnacle Bill
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G'day

Carousing with Barnacle Bill, sets foot upon land now and again

Ldy Gen
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Y'arr

Last seen off the coast of Florida, word has it he's searching for new crew members

Loner
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Ahoy Maties

Mad Swede
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Ahoy there!

Ary
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G'day

L'il Jim Hawkins
Honorary Crew Member
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Y'arr

Kaylin
Honorary Crew Member
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Ahoy Maties

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    Pirates of the Rusty Cutlass, LLC

Pirates for Hire
Phone: 330.495.6502
Email: captblade@apirateslifefor.us